Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Indifference to "indigents."

Trees which hide the woods; Senators who hide the Senate.

Public debates before public libraries.

Frenchmen who invite Americans to wear their hats backwards.

Football, an excellent sport for all but the ball.

2 1/2% of the advertising of Japan, which cannot face the Shimbunkishi.

The vision of H. G. Wells--it spells disaster.

The Senegalese view of American sportsmanship.

Bismarck's plumbing, like Bismarck's politics, inadequate for Cuno.

An Esthonian Encyclopedia.

The Camelots du Boi, who are rowdy in the French Chamber of Deputies.

A convicted murderess as feature writer for Papers-for-People-Who-Think.

The passing of "Captain! O my Captain!" and "Father, I hear the sound of bells."

Tirpitz. He plans to save Germany's "nerve and honor" for the future.

Marcus Garvey. He betrayed his race.

Unending unexecutive activities forced upon the Chief Executive.

Dollar hair cuts.

London's traffic. It allegedly moves faster than that of Manhattan.

President Atwood of Clark University, who is accused of preferring athletics and "college spirit" to a " spirit of co-operative scientific research."