Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Gravediggers of Naples. (P. 11.)

"Young tinkers and hawkers" who know nothing about politics. (P. 7.)

A drunken prince twice her age. (P. 30.)

"Scum, scoundrel, brat, riff-raff!" called in a loud voice. (P. 9.)

Babbitt colleges for Canada. (P. 17.)

What Labor thinks of the Church. (P. 18.)

Masked robbers who followed a Senator, stabbed him, beat him with steel gloves. (P. 11.)

Jane Addams batting for Deborah. (P. 17.)

A story "morbid and repellent beyond degree." (P. 13.)

A speech ineloquently written, ineloquently read. (P. 10.)

Babies with wagging tails. (P. 27.)

A "Hell-engendered conspiracy." (P. 5.)

The nastiest remarks of the Convention. (P. 16.)

The swoop of 1,000 women. (P. 8.)

The cold, damp passion of a clay statue. (P. 13.)

"That fellow Potter"--he "cribbed" an idea. (P. 17.)

Music for pearly necks, starched bosoms. (P. 16.)