Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot mews with alarm:

A large clientele of truck drivers, elevator men, janitors. (P. 27.)

Ravanni, Lisenco, Mike Scolleri (P. 14.)

"A world force before which the bourgeoisie everywhere shrinks and trembles." (P. 12.)

The two eyes of a man-eating tiger. (P. 14.)

A young cousin, alone for the night, "ripe for plucking." (P. 17.)

"Soiled fingers searching a dead man's chest for fleas." (P. 16.)

The Knight Tristan, surprised in a compromising situation. (P. 13.)

"Brazen effrontery" by a veteran U. S. Senator. (P. 28.)

Pus pockets, ulcers, abscesses. (P. 19.)

$2,000,000 for 80,000 circulation. (P 22.)

Paris garbage men. (P. 9.)

Dresses to fit every mood of Gloria Swanson. (P. 18.)

Whiz ! Crash ! And a bottle of benzine landing near the Premier (P 12.)

National Music Week. (P. 13.)

An omnipotent one who "shrinks when the more powerful one meets him." (P. 9.)