After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

An imperial barber, eager for the moment to apply wax. (P. 12.)

A handsome suite in Vienna's best hotel. (P. 13.)

Eight horses. (P. 7.)

An ingenious device. (P. 8.)

Clarence Hungerford Mackay--"champ at 50." (P. 25.)

An ancient building. (P. 5.)

A most literary clog--petted by Chesterton, kissed by Galsworthy. (P. 27.)

Wiry hands, wiry features. (P. 15.)

A Cardinal who has no other ambition. (P. 18.)

Inbreeding--it develops a great speed. (P. 24.)

Blue-and green-footed boobies, scarlet-pouched frigate birds, finches, gulls, hawks, pelicans, herons. (P. 20.)

Slim women and all young men. (P. 19.)

Potential pleasure for New York, N. Y.; Vermillion, S. D.; Manhattan, Kan.; Pittsburgh, la. (P. 13.)

A cinema that produces $40,000 to $50,000 weekly. (P. 23).

$200,000,000 invested in the Wembley Exhibition. (P. 8.)

Hearst editors soliciting congratulatory letters. (P. 18.)