Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Ahmad mourning the more. (P. 11.)

Captain von Zolter "already too stout." (P. 13.)

A paunchy Prime Minister. (P. 12.)

A pugilist; age, 21, sex, female; looking for a fight. (P. 24.)

A Prince mobbed by villagers and by them bruised. (P. 31.)

Barbers, drug clerks, hairdressers--they have no secret insight. (P. 19.)

The first would-be divorcee to have a country shot from under her. (P. 11.)

A crazed and riderless horse. (P. 7.)

Eight of his 98 pounds lost in prison. (P. 9.)

An absurd American custom. (P. 10.)

Two guilty dogs. (P. 8.)

A rebel leader en route to the U. S., drowned at sea, assassinated, still in Mexico. (P. 12.)

Brains dashed out by an axe wielded by a son of one of the victims. (P. 10.)

Benito Mussolini--he insulted a Queen. (P. 11.)

Mr. Otto Kahn standing at attention; Mr. John D. Rockefeller burning his tongue with hot milk. (P. 14.)

An impudent dandy who took no insults from a rotund Prince of Wales. (P. 15.)

Critic Broun, rolling prodigiously forward. (P. 16.)

A telegram from the King, enthusiastic plaudits, loud shouts. (P. 26.)

A "noted, instructive and sacred drama" given only at West Hoboken. (P. 1.)