After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

Bent and broken masses of steel, artistically treated. (P. 18.)

Careful Koo, who avoided a big bang. (P. 14.)

Vivas for Vittorio Emanuele. (P. 12.)

A magic fish, an enchantress-siren. (P. 18.)

Tonsorial scenery . . . generous whiskers . . . chin shrubbery . . . soup moustache. (P. 7.)

Cheeks puffed out like full-blown peonies. (P. 18.)

A kiss, feminine or masculine. (P

3.)

Indemnity for an innocent moon shine victim. (P. 6.)

The "oligarching" of a principality (P. 7.)

Ten knights taking a knightly vow. (P. 9.)

Jean Longuet's negative. (P. 12.)

Mistinguett, "sprouting plumes." (P. 16.)

Setting oysters' hearts aflame. (P. 30.)

Fords at cost. (P. 22.) Breathless eggs. (P. 30.)

A diplomat's stinging assertion. (P.

A score of dogs saved from a mighty bang. (P. 12.)