After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

Jewish men holding exercises in Rhode Island. (P. 1.)

A King and Queen playing mumble-typeg. (P. 12.)

A very remarkable head of hair, something like Lady Godiva's. (P. 17.)

"Musical honkers." (P. 11.)

Two hundred twelve loops-for-women. (P. 25.)

The fate most beautiful and most worthy of envy. (P. 11.)

General Wood. He has never received a threatening letter. (P. 4.)

One million children fed by American food. (P. 10.)

A 200% dividend. (P. 23.)

A belated confession. (P. 17.)

A profitable business in small, round wooden cheese boxes. (P. 27.)

A wife whose eyes were filled wiith tears. (P. 27.)

A volley of British "Gawd Bless 'em's." (P. 12.)

Harold Osborne. No man has jumped higher. (P. 26.)

Judge Wescott--the pick of the nominators. (P. 3.) Three thousand miles covered in 40 hours. (P. 25.)

Cheers long and loud. (P. 26.)

The marriage of a founder-President and a manager-Vice President. (P. 28.)