Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

An unexpected dinner-party appetizer. (P. 16.)

The captains of the hosts of Hell. (P. 17.)

"More than 100,000,000 persons who don't know that President Coolidge was born on July 4." (P. 7.)

"A disgraceful blot" on the British 'scutcheon. (P. 8.)

A slit "crosswise and then upward, in the classical manner." (P. 13.)

Three newly-elected deputies dead from strenuous campaigning. (P. 11.)

Henry Ford--"one of the greatest failures the world has ever known." (P. 28.)

An allegedly "careless, negligent and unscientific operation." (P. 28.)

An irate general, clumping into a fist fight. (P. 13.)

Rasputin, moving evilly. (P. 14.)

Brains that literally seethed, bubbled and boiled. (P. 14.)

A dull, inept, feeble, groping, obfuscated play. (P. 16.)

Weary Ash dancing flatfooted. (P. 27.)

Two new HtiL1 gum-chewer/ sheetlets. (P. 20.)

Congress, morons, lunatics, Harry K. Thaw. (P. 19.)

Unhockable cows. (P. 11.)

Queen Mary looping the loop. (P. 9.)

A misstatement of fact by TIME. (P. 13.)

An unheeded warning of Shepherd Benito. (P. 12.)