After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

A sweet, if not a naive, old man. (P. 2.)

A little cross-eyed girl who threw away her glasses. (P. 20.)

A heart that weighed 75 Ibs. (P. 18.)

The best modern writer of fairy stories. (P. 15.)

The Great God Pan leering under a torrid moon. (P. 17.)

Three thousand realtors. They paraded the streets. (P. 1.)

Good-hearted denizens of a saloon burying their noses. (P. 16.)

A member of the class who was a good influence in the School. (P. 1.)

George Arliss looking startlingly like John D. Rockefeller in action. (P. 16.)

Mr. Dempsey. He does not manhandle her. (P. 31.)

A platform outlawing war and polygamy. (P. 6.)

A "modest fellow" who "sacrificed his political career when he took up the cause of temperance." (P. 9.)

A "young man's Pope." (P. 10.)

A sleek white head and formidable jaw. (P. 4.)

A big chocolate cake. (P. 6.)

Shrill shoutings from the excited citizens of Rochester and Buffalo. (P. 30.)

Cuba's consumption of U. S. products. (P. 23.)

The largest British corporation. (P 22.)