Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

The favorite participial utterance of a distinguished corps. (P. 15.)

Epinard's uncle. (P. 28.)

The reputed recipient of Prime's ardor. (P. 9.)

A large number of women not fit to be homemakers. (P. 8.)

Principal Harrower jeered, hissed, booed, called "liar," "sneak." (P. 18.)

A drove of ailing pigs. (P. 16.)

A voice that twangs like a guitar. (P. 16.)

The embalmed head of Henry IV. (P. 9.)

The thud as her head struck the oak floor. (P. 14.)

Rude, blasphemous, uncharitable dogs. (P. 15.)

A crooked Tammany judge. (P. 22.)

Spectators fleeing in wildest terror, their noses clamped between thumb and first finger. (P. 11.)

A yell of fury that "sounded like the thunder of Judgment Day." (P. 21.)

Deficits that occurred in spite of low costs. (P. 20.)

"Crimes as big as Heaven." (P. 11.)

Three kidnappings. (P. 15.)

Wise dogs that bite well. (P. 10.)