Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

An attempt to marry a servant to a wealthy old woman. (P. 13, col. 1.)

Hard grim faces . . . abnormally long noses. (P. 16, col. 1.)

A delicate episode in a composer's private life. (P. 16, col. 2.)

The Sabbath conduct of idle folk-- shootings, riotings and worse. (P. 28, col. 2.)

The big Minnesota gophers, chased to their holes--and plugged in! (P. 20, col. 3.)

The World's Work, the Century, the staid Atlantic Monthly. (P. 28, col. 3.)

Some ruffians in London. (P. 6, col. 2.)