VIEW with ALARM

Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Hands that are contaminated with secretions.

The indignation of many wealthy parishioners.

A remark perilously near a lie.

"Ferocious blows right and left upon millions of shrieking animals."

All the old men of Tobago, Havana, Copenhagen and Siberia.

Black looks from the rabbis.

All the nymphs of Birmingham, Nantucket, Joppa, Australia, Bangor and Iquique.

Raggedy jackanapes who practice malicious mischiefs.