After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

A melancholy marabou. (Page 12, column 3.)

The girl in question. (P. 11, col. 1.)

Straw to the value of $30,000,000. (P. 25, col. 1.)

An extremely susceptible monitor. (P. 30, col. 3.)

An army of sheiks and camels. (P. 12, col. 1.)

An uncomfortable inflated toy pig. (P. 20, col. 3.)

A yellow coach blazoned with cupids. (P. 12, col. 2.)

A collision of surfaces of reproducible iridescences. (P. 14, col. 2.)

Her Erda, her Magdalena, her Fricka. (P. 13, col. 2.)

Napoleon. He snatched a Duchess from the laundry. (P. 13, col. 3.)

A contraption removed from the streets. (P. 31, col. 1.)