After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

Gas, if war must be. (Page 6, column 2.)

Camels with but a single vice. (P. 13, col. 3.)

One of the greatest of England's new great. (P. 27, col. 1.)

The dashing and dotting of Admiral Coontz. (P. 17, col. 1.)

A poet who cracked no metaphors. (P. 16, col. 1.)