After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

An upper lip bristling with mustachios. (Page 10, column 1.)

Metcalfe's knowledge of horses. (P. 32, col. 2.)

A church which Abraham Lincoln would have joined. (P. 20, col. 3.)

A queen who slid downstairs on a tray. (P. 32, col. 2.)

87% of all marriages. (P. 15, col. 3.)

Flags, thousands of letters and telegrams. (P. 6, col. 3.)

A Secretary who may romp. (P. 5 col. 3.)

An adolescent named Jimmy Slattery. (P. 22, col. 3.)