After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

Hundreds of quiet, precise persons. (Page 16, column 3.)

The good Howie--gay and generous for all he be a Scot. (P. 25, col. 3.)

An old Roman who executed his own son. (P. 26, col. 2.)

Yankee foodstuffs, Yankee clothing, Yankee cereals, Yankee periodicals. (P. 8, col. 3.)

Pills that bounce as high as 14 inches. (P. 8, col. 1.)

"Queen Mary the Four Fifths." (P. 13, col. 3.)

Crackly tidbits of wild tapir (pig). (P. 18, col. 1.)

The only colored golf professional in the world. (P. 31, col. 2.)

"The best 86-year-old golfer." (P. 31, col. 1.)

Other yeggs scowling at the thought. (P. 20, col. 1.)