Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Viligant Patriot views with alarm:

Poor Greeks and other underpaid theologs.

"A blot on the State and a disgrace to the good people thereof."

A bunch of big, bumptious small-town boosters.

Correspondents with fancy names.

Immodest . . . argumentative . . . lame schoolteacher.

Reeking sheets.

The shoes, the trouser-cuffs of company officials.