Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

European music on its uppers. (P. 17.)

Horta's houses falling down. (P. 26.)

Argonauts v. aeronauts at Westbury, L. I. (P. 33.)

A shark-strewn marathon. (P. 34.)

A jagged ridge from which many have slithered to death. (P. 13.)

Triantafyllopoulosism. (P. 14.)

Two armies with no medical corps. (P. 15.)

Manhattan mongers of presidential tribulations. (P. 5.)