Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

"Hell done laid a aig." (P. 25.)

An individual born in a French ship on the high seas of an Irish Free State mother and a Siamese father. (P. 15.)

Infidel accounts of Judgment Day. (P. 20.)

Roosevelt by parachute. (P. 11.)

A political hang over. (P. 12.)

Caviar by special airplane. (P. 26.)

A mute witness reaching stiffly for the sky ... (P. 12.)

No mother to guide it. (P. 21.)