Goner

In Allenwood, N. J., a relief nurse at the Monmouth County Hospital saw James Garriel's bed empty, asked the outgoing nurse: "Is he gone?" She replied': "Yes." The relief nurse notified the parents of James Garriel, 16. of their bereavement, called the undertaker to remove the corpse. The undertaker found that James Garriel, alive, had gone to the next room.

Trade

In Oshkosh, Wis., Pauper Mamie Gehrke, cashing her city food slip, shrilled at Grocer Jacobs that she would take her trade elsewhere if he did not cash her slips for cigarets instead of food. Grocer Jacobs had Pauper Gehrke arrested.

Pieces

In Seattle, two passengers on a moving trolley quietly & quickly took out electric light bulbs, unscrewed brass fixtures, doorknobs, seat handgrips. Another passenger yelled to the conductor: "They're taking your trolley to pieces." The trolley stopped. The filchers fled.

Free

In Media, Pa., a twelvemonth ago George Sumner Nahill won $20,000 in a Loyal Order of Moose lottery. He banked $10,000, bought a $10,000 house. To wife he took Iline Thelma Byrd. All spent last week was George Sumner Nahill's $10,000. His wife divorced him, jailed him for nonsupport, because he refused to sign over his $10,000 house. He signed. Out from jail a free man on his lottery anniversary stepped George Sumner Nahill.

Time

In Norristown, Pa., "Big Jake" Lehman was told that his sentence for first degree murder had been commuted from electrocution to life imprisonment. Said he: "Now I can finish my jigsaw puzzle."

Truant

In Philadelphia, Negro Thomas Tolbert, io, was haled into Juvenile Court as a truant. His mother said she had told him to stay home until the teacher learned to call him Thomas Tolbert-El. his name as a member of the Moorish-American Mohammedan cult. Grand Sheik Joshua Way Bey came from Chicago to back her up, describe his organization which turns Negroes into Moors (turbans $3.50. polygamy permitted). Judge Charles L. Brown had Grand Sheik Joshua Way Bey hospitalized for examination, ordered Thomas Tolbert-El back to school.

Marriage

In Havana, Rosa Cannavaciolo was married to Ignacio Florencio Octavio Leopoldo Enrique Carlos Pedro Luis Joaquin Ramon Salvador Manuel Lorenzo Esteban Modesto Jose Boada y Marin.

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