Nay

In Jefferson City, Mo., when the State Legislature voted to turn over the House Chamber to the convention of the P. E. O. Sisterhood, Representative Louis E. Browning voted nay, stayed at his desk throughout the women's convention.

Yankee

In Alfred, Maine, the aunt of Gregory Brook, 7, told him that if he let his tooth be pulled and put it in a glass of water it would turn into a dime. He did so and the aunt substituted a dime. Gregory thereupon yanked out another tooth with a pair of pliers, put it in the glass, was working on a third when he was stopped.

Lovelaces

In Cleveland, when his five-year-old son butted into a quarrel between drunken Sam Lovelace and his wife, Father Lovelace threw a hatchet at the child. Baby Lovelace picked it up, returned the throw ten feet, fracturing his father's skull.

Sequel

In Chicago, the Bamberger and Watkins families who claimed five years ago that a hospital had switched their newborn sons, last week reported happily that Charles Watkins, 5, strongly resembles Mrs. Watkins.

Gold

In Baltimore, Md., a potful of U. S. gold coins with a face value of $11,425, found last year in a cellar by Henry Grob and Theodore Jones, both 17, and awarded them by a Circuit Court Judge, was auctioned off to rare coin collectors for a total of $22,500. Highest price: $105 for a $20 gold piece, one of 2,250 minted at New Orleans in 1856.

Parenthesis

In the New York Times' personals column ran an advertisement: "Raftery, Hon. Thomas, (Our Only Ordained, Anointed by God; Most Holy American Emperor, Imperial King Tom I, Of The Royal Raphia Family, of ancient Babylon on the great river Euphrates. AmRaphael being the First King mentioned in the Bible, Book of Genesis, 14th Chapter, Verse I 'Amraphael, King of Babylon' and his descendant Nebuchadnezzar being the First World King; whose wonderful Irish-Phonecian Sailors, rounded Arabia; founded the great City of Raphia. on the Mediterranean; Sailed through the Pillars of Hercules and discovered 'New Raphia' the America of today, the 'Atlantis' of the ancient Greeks; Our Greater General Alexander the Great, who favors we now capsize the oppressive power of modern Babylon like his typical predecessor did the one of Old: to do which He is willing to run for President, if, Nominated in the coming Presidential Election.) since his birth Seventy years ago, at 745 Amsterdam Avenue; moved recently to 711 Amsterdam Avenue at 96th Street. Please direct mail to new Address."

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