July Off

To Nazidom's hundreds of lung-straining Party orators July is the only month of throat ease during the year. Last week Minister of Propaganda & Public Enlightenment Dr. Paul Josef Goebbels provoked the usual nationwide relief by issuing his usual pre-July announcement: "In never-tiring fulfillment of their duty. National Socialist speakers have worked in the cause of enlightenment in city and country at thousands of meetings night after night. The second half of the year 1935, especially the Fall and Winter, will bring new demands upon their strength. To give them the necessary relaxation and time for recreation, I order for the month of July complete suspension of all assemblies."

Since Adolf Hitler's organs of speech are rated by Nazis the Fatherland's most precious possession, Germans were busy last week setting up a special summer Realmchancellory at famed Bad Reichenhall, No. 1 resort in Germany for the cure of throat ailments, today a boomtown jam-packed with many a recuperating brownshirt Demosthenes.

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