Honored In Lorain, Ohio, police held their annual clambake. Guest of honor was Mike Elich, whom for one reason and another they have arrested 137 times.

Clipped While Frank Rock, 80, of Natural Bridge, N.Y., attended the theatre for the first time in 35 years, thieves cut a large piece from his pants, extracted his wallet and $1,088.

Whelams In St. Thomas, N. D., Whelan Brothers, potato merchants, felt like sharing their views on the international situation. Chicago market workers discovered their opinion stamped in big letters on their potato sacks (see cut).

Pied-`a-Terre In San Francisco, Adrianus Pelt, traveling Netherlands East Indies diplomat, was asked to give his London address. Wrote Mynheer Pelt: "The Coal Cellar, Stratton House, Piccadilly."

Consensus In Turkey, eight babies, born the day the country took its census, were named "Census."

First No. 1 on the draft serial list at Brooklyn's Public School 111: mustachioed Joseph Mussolini, no relative of Benito.

Theft Near El Centro, Calif., at a supply depot of a construction company building the All-American Canal, thieves made off with four railroad cars, three miles of track, tractor parts, a ten-ton locomotive.

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