Just for a Laugh. In Green River, Wyo., a train-traveling sailor, asked why he had swallowed a mouse, a light bulb, two razor blades, explained: he wanted to amuse his fellow passengers.

Recent Trend. In Queens, New York City, Mrs. Grace Raynor, collector of accident statistics, announced that the bedroom has replaced the bathroom as the room where the most accidents occur.

It's a Wise Child. In Springfield, Mass., Mrs. Rose Laskowski's children studied the news picture of a bride, spotted Mamma. Papa had her arrested for bigamy at honeymoon's end.

Applied Psychology. In Albuquerque, a taxi driver, his garbage uncollected, tried leaving it in a neat package on his cab's back seat. Said he: "It works. I watched one woman through the mirror. She spent five minutes stuffing it into her shopping bag."

Indestructible Man. In Chicago, Charles Anderson, slightly injured when beaned by a block from a scaffold, was forthwith flattened by a passing motorcycle.

You Can't Win. In Coronado, Calif., Police Lieut. Frank Greene haled his wife into court for two parking violations, shelled out $35 bail because she had forgotten her purse.

Mantrap. In Honolulu, Pfc. J. B. Cumbie, trying to reenlist, was rejected for ear trouble, asked for a discharge, learned that he lacked the necessary points.

Grounds. In Salem, Mass., Mrs. Constance Wallace, suing for divorce, complained that her husband "stayed home too much and was too affectionate."

Self-Portrait. In Paris, an American learned that two Frenchmen had tried to steal his getaway car while he held up a restaurant, exclaimed indignantly: "The crooks!"

Enigma. In Grand Rapids, Kenneth Franklin, found to possess 50 pairs of loaded dice and less than $15, was arrested for "being unable to give a satisfactory account of himself."

Grand Yen. In Los Angeles, a returned G.I. reported that in Japan an American could buy a wife for 1,000 yen.

Chain Reaction. In Berkeley, Calif., Harold Wallace's car struck Arlon Tussing, left him cut and bruised. Wallace ran for help, fell in a fish pond, dislocated a finger. His wife, bringing him dry clothes, stepped in a hole, broke her ankle.

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