Dominant Male. In St. Louis, Mrs. Mildred F. Boers complained in divorce court that her husband, a four-foot midget, had stood on a chair and punched her in the eye.

Entering Wedge. In Little Rock, Ark., when the winning number in a lottery was announced at an International Brotherhood of Magicians' meeting, six members stepped forward to claim the prize.

Incriminating Evidence. In The Bronx,N.Y., Robert Rogers noticed that his car had been broken into, quickly drove to the police station, delivered the culprit he had noticed hiding huddled in the back seat.

Foot & Mouth. In Ottawa, Parliamentary Law Clerk Paul M. Ollivier proposed that M.P.s be required to stand on one foot while speaking.

Petard. In lola, Kans., Painter Arthur L. Barnes put the finishing touches on a "No Parking" sign, later paid a $3 fine for ignoring it.

Task Force. In Washington, a brand-new committee shyly raised its dolichocephalic head in the National Military Establishment: the Munitions Board Industry Advisory Security Planning Task Committee on Determination of a Listing of Rated Resources.

Flight Canceled. In Colorado Springs, Colo., farsighted police removed from a window ledge of the jail the hacksaw blades which farsighted juvenile delinquents had stashed there, before they were arrested.

Had Enough? In Cleveland, Mrs. Rose Koenig graduated from the eighth grade, but decided not to go on to high school, now that she was 70.

Fair Game. In Tulsa, Betty Jean Lopp was arrested for driving into another automobile, though she carefully explained that it was not a real accident: the other driver was just her ex-husband.

The Sticking Point. In Camden, N.J., when J. Arthur Taylor charged that News Vendor Benjamin Thomas had gone after him with a knife, Thomas explained: "He always reads my papers but never buys."

Cooler Judgment. In Washington, the U.S. Board on Geographical Names was asked to change the name of Warm Pond, N.Y., to Highland Lake, on the reasonable ground that it is 1) not a pond, but a lake, 2) not warm, but cool.

Gathered. In Kansas City, a marriage license was issued to Orville L. Stone and Mary Jane Moss.

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