No Hard Feelings. In Little Rock, Ark., Dorothy Tillman admitted shooting Fred Friedburger in the leg with a shotgun but said she couldn't remember why.

Call to Arms. In Chicago, Hobo Ben Benson, after announcing that the Hobo Fellowship Union of America was urging all members to "help America once more to fight aggressors," explained: "You can't be a hobo in Russia."

The Needle. In Atlanta, the State Labor Department ruled that the girls who quit their jobs in a Tifton, Ga. 5-&-10-c- store were entitled to unemployment compensation: "While an employer may prescribe reasonable rules and regulations, a threat to sew up his female employees' pockets is ... good cause for them to quit."

Legal Vessels. In Denver, a group of citizens filed a petition asking the city government to replace the spittoons in the West Side courthouse, since their removal was, among other things, unconstitutional.

Tickets, Please. In Runcorn, England, James J. McCandless of Glasgow was fined -L-2 for trying to bilk the railroad, after he admitted that he had climbed through a train window and hung outside the car to avoid the conductor when he came through to punch tickets.

The Reckoning. In Los Angeles, Mrs. Lotta M. Briggs was awarded a divorce after she testified that her husband kept her and the children awake night after night with the noise he made computing his income on an adding machine.

Thanks, But ... In Pulaski, N.Y., a committee to raise funds for dredging the channel between Big Sandy Pond and Lake Ontario learned from U.S. Army engineers that the job would cost about $250,000, decided to accept a local contractor's bid of $3,500.

Provocation. In Seattle, bruised Pedestrian Everett D. Beeson admitted to police that he should never have yelled at the motorist who had almost bumped him, "Why don't you go ahead and hit me?"

Glaring Error. In Greenfield, Mass., after a neighbor thoughtfully warned a shapely housewife that several men had watched her taking a bath, investigation proved that the one-way glass of every bathroom window in a new 72-unit housing project had been put in backwards.

Yes, but Hurry. In Longview, Wash., Marine Reservist Thomas B. Meyers, ordered to report for active duty by 8 a.m., Aug. 5, wired for an extension so he could train a replacement for his job, was granted until 9 a.m., Aug. 5.

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