Shock in Chicago

"Use the words listed below in sentences that will illustrate their respective meanings: incoherent, dietary, punitive, travesty, succinct, insurgent, malcontent, and divest."

In Chicago last month, 400 college-trained applicants for high-school teaching jobs dutifully answered the question on an English examination. Last week a shocked Education Examiner Office reported some of the more glaring results:

P: "The cake was on the punitive side." P: "Your research paper has malcontent." P: "The travesty of the blast could not be measured."

P: "The insurgent in her side was two inches deep."

P: "The original species of monkeys is succinct."

P: "Divest problems will inflict you on this task."

Said one Chicago school official: "Some people who go to college get through in a peculiar way. They pay their tuition so long, and stay exposed so long that somebody just finally gives them the necessary credits."

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