Double Dealing. In Manhattan, Kans., Mary Lou Deal and Mary Lou Deal, freshmen coeds at Kansas State College, took pity on the mailman, decided to room together.

For Example. In Sioux Falls, S.Dak., charged with disturbing the peace, Robert Rehfeldt was fined $10 when he told the court that he only drank three beers and was "sober as a judge."

The Alien Corn. In Glasgow, Scotland, the prosecutor winced and told the judge what Joseph McNelis had been selling as "pure Scotch": one part Highland dew, three parts Danish whisky, and a little brandy.

Friend in Need. In North Hollywood, Calif., when police recovered Harry A. Draper's stolen car, they found a note on the dashboard: "Sorry to have inconvenienced you; my wife needed immediate medical attention."

Detached View. In Los Angeles, after six months of wedlock, Mrs. Alzada Marriage sued for divorce.

Object Lesson. In Las Vegas, N.Mex., a tow car pulled in a wrecked convertible with a "Be Careful" highway marker wedged tight between the hood and the engine.

Bare Facts. In San Diego, the sheriff's arrest sheet on Ruby Idona Trammell read: face, flushed; gait, staggering; speech, garbled; breath, smelled of wine; eyes, bloodshot; coordination, poor; clothing, none.

The Feminine Mind. In Akron, Ohio, when police halted a woman driver because her car had no tail light, she protested, "Here it is," and pulled one from the glove compartment.

The Children's Hour. In Lexington, Ky., while entertaining his children, Faulconer Glass tried to stand on his head, was taken to the hospital with a broken neck.

Speedup. In Phoenix, Ariz., after Jesse F. Roberts, 81, and Katherine Kosti, 89, failed to elope because she couldn't push his wheelchair fast enough to escape officials of their rest home, they tried again with the help of a friend and automobile, made it.

Off Season. In Berchtesgaden, Germany, Georg Kuesswetter was caught setting fire to Alpine skiing huts, told the court: "I wanted to scare away all those stupid tourists."

Family Connections. In Zanesville, Ohio, after four years on a beat Patrolman Dick Tracy was promoted to the detective bureau.

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