Smirlwind

In Los Angeles, where the weather is observed with evangelical fervor and the fog comes on big tiger feet, the Air Pollution District Office last week announced some definitions:

P: Smust--a combination of smoke and dust.

P: Smog--smoke and fog.

P: Smaze--smoke and haze.

P: Smoud--smoke and low overhanging clouds.

P: Sneet--snow and sleet.

P: Rail--rain and hail.

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