Complex. In Evansville, Ind..

Golden Deeds. 55. was convicted in municipal court for threatening to knife his aging mother.

Early Birds. In Calcutta. India, an advertisement in the Statesman reminded this year's candidates for the Air Force Flying College that they "must have been born not earlier than 2nd August. 1960." added. "These age limits can in no case be relaxed."

Boxing Buff. In Boston, after climbing into the Arena ring. Heavyweight Boxer John Twohads threw off his robe, found he had left his trunks in the dressing room.

Blue Network. In Lithgow, Australia. taxi drivers agreed to watch their language after some of their two-way radio communications were accidentally 'broadcast over the loudspeaker in Our Lady of Fatima Church.

Clip Joints. In Detroit, a sign in the window of the Varsity Barber Shop an nounced: "We repair $1. $1.35 and $1.50 haircuts here for $1.75.'' Cowed. In Buenos Aires. Aerotrans-portes del Litoral Argentine canceled all flights to Santiago del Estero. where farmers, despite repeated requests and two near crashes, continued to graze cows on the landing strip.

Ambulance Chaser. In East St. Louis, Ill., after being charged with five traffic vilolations for pursuing an ambulance at 70 m.p.h., Julius Moore explained that the driver was his cousin and he wanted to talk to him.

Pocket Money. In Vancouver. B.C.. after being nabbed with 883 coins in their pockets. Gilbert Meunie and Yvon Le-Brun failed to convince Magistrate Oscar Orr that they were hunting for a rare 1921 nickel, were convicted of parking-meter robbery.

Beginner's Luck. In Ionia. Mich., assigned to cover Policewoman Viola Te-roxel's first day on the force. TV Cameraman Jim Trueblood pictured her ticketing her initial misparked car--his own.

Witness for the Prosecution. In Springfield. Mass.. District Attorney Matthew J. Ryan got unusual satisfaction out of his successful prosecution of Edward Krom. who had been caught passing checks signed "Matthew J. Ryan/'

Incomplete Returns. In Hot Springs, Ark., after being hired at $6 per person to tally the absentee vote in a bond election, three judges and three clerks unstuffed the ballot box, found only one ballot, which was voided because the voter had not paid his poll tax.

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