Scorecard

By Janice Castro

ROSS PEROT's imperial re-entry brings to mind others who have been overstaying their welcomes lately:

JOHN MCLAUGHLIN The screechy Church Lady routine is tired.

SPIKE LEE Gag me with a spoon.

THE ROYALS After the Fergie movie, even The Pat Robertson Story sounds good.

DR. KEVORKIAN Is this some kind of grisly game?

NIKE ADS Too perky, too '80s.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS Infiniti was better off with rocks and trees.

MADONNA Put it all on, please.

MURPHY BROWN Get back in the TV set!

DAN QUAYLE You know you're in trouble when your spokesman has to explain you were joking.

STEPHEN KING O.K., O.K., we're scared.

ROBERT DORNAN Only reason to avoid C-SPAN.