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European directors like Bernardo Bertolucci and Pedro Almodovar are railing against their American colleagues' support of the GATT deal, which would remove European quotas for local movies. "There will be no European film industry by the year 2000," they claim. Could be -- if Hollywood keeps giving European moviegoers what they want and home-grown auteurs make art-house flops.

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, 7, the twin tykes of TV's Full House, will make a movie for Warner. In future negotiations, the kids will be represented by Macaulay Culkin's father Kit. Just kidding, Hollywood!