That Explains It

The World Weekly News scooped Time and other competitors when it got 12 U.S. Senators to admit to being aliens from outer space.

"I admit it." -- William Cohen (R-Maine)

"At least the cat is out of the bag, although this isn't the way I intended to tell my family and friends." -- Bennett Johnston (D-Louisiana)

"Klattu barada nikto." -- spokesman for Alan Simpson (R-Wyoming)