Monday, Jun. 29, 1998
Charles Grodin
By Joel Stein
Charles Grodin's talk show has been canceled by CNBC. We talked to him as soon as we heard the news.
Q: I'm sorry.
A: Is that a question?
Q: Yeah.
A: O.K. So it's not necessarily a question with a question mark at the end of it?
Q: I can raise my voice a little bit at the end of it if you want.
A: That's O.K. Well, I'm not sorry. I think in a fairly short amount of time I'll be in a situation that will be a very good one for me.
Q: Like another talk show?
A: Well, something where I get to talk.
Q: So the talking is the important part?
A: Yeah. This mime thing just didn't work for me.
Q: CNBC didn't really let Charles be Charles, huh?
A: They did. They never censored me. They never even criticized me. They just canceled me. I don't see how you turn this into a Q&A.
Q: I'm kind of worried about that right now myself. You ever think maybe the reason you got canceled was because you wore too much makeup?
A: No question that was a factor. But I wanted to get a lot.
Q: Because it was probably free, right?
A: Yeah. I started to get some hints when they said we don't have any more.
Q: So what are you going to do for money now?
A: Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. It is TIME magazine.
Q: There's nothing here, man.
A: I remember when that thing cost a quarter, so you guys must be socking it away. There's no dogs in my future, if that's what you're getting at.
Q: Did you swear off acting?
A: Yeah. I swore off it.
Q: It's not fun or not important?
A: Not enough makeup.
--By Joel Stein