Notebook

By Harriet Barovick, Autumn DeLeon, Michelle Derrow, Tam Gray, Daniel Levy, Lina Lofaro, Anne Moffett, David Spitz and Chris Taylor

WINNERS & LOSERS

[WINNERS]

LOUISE ARBOUR No-nonsense Quebecois indicts Milosevic as war criminal. But who gets to make the arrest?

BACKSTREET BOYS Millennium album breaks one-week sales records. Must have been a light week for homework

SONIA GANDHI Wooed back as head of party, and may be India's P.M. Bigger dynasty than the Bushes!

[& LOSERS]

JAR JAR BINKS Most annoying creature since Barney accused of being a racist stereotype. How wude!

DENNIS HASTERT Six G.O.P.ers defy wrestling coach turned Speaker on campaign finance. Use a sleeper hold, Denny

DOLLY Cloned lamb is turning to mutton prematurely. Old, rich rams now refuse to date her