Notebook

By Melissa August, Val Castronovo, Matthew Cooper, Ellin Martens, Paruedee Nguitragool, Desa Philadelphia, Julie Rawe, Alain Sanders, Josh Tyrangiel

WINNERS & LOSERS

[WINNERS]

JUAN MIGUEL GONZALEZ You got him, but temper the communist badgering with a little Pokemon, O.K.?

CHARLES RAMSEY D.C. police boss gets kudos for handling IMF protests. Should get consulting gig with Reno

LEONARDO DICAPRIO ABC airs Earth Day chat with Prez. Now if only Gangs of New York doesn't Beach

[& LOSERS]

BRYANT GUMBEL Weeping about divorce in public, Early Show tanking. Hey, you can always go back to sports

FIBER Study: it doesn't stop colon cancer. Can I lose the All-Bran and get a breakfast burrito?

MAFIABOY Canadian hacker suspect and dad nabbed. First Celine Dion, now this