Notebook

By Val Castronovo; Matthew Cooper; Daren Fonda; Ellin Martens; Ben Nugent; Desa Philadelphia; Julie Rawe; Josh Tyrangiel

WINNERS & LOSERS

[WINERS]

EMINEM Rapper bounces Britney from No. 1 slot, but dis of every other MTV personality grows tres tiresome

JULIA ROBERTS You're soooo Erin Brockovich. Wins scrappy legal battle to get her dotcom domain name

VLADIMIR PUTIN Clinton summit lets you stand tall as a world leader--and yer kleptoeconomy's inching up!

[& LOSERS]

RICK LAZIO Busted lip, Quayle-like gaze don't help campaign. Despite his woes, Hillary should be very, very afraid

MARISLEYSIS GONZALEZ Loses latest and (almost) last appeal to keep Elian. Get a life, girl; your 15 minutes are up

LIEUT. GEN. CLAUDIA KENNEDY Retires with sex-harassment case pending. They should have done better by you