Feud Of The Week

By Rebecca Winters

PINK

AGE: 24

OCCUPATION: Tomboy pinup, party starter

BEST PUNCH: Pink declined to co-host last week's MTV Europe awards with her fellow Lady Marmalade alumna because Aguilera "would take the fun out of it ... It's surprising they're having someone like that in charge."

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

AGE: 22

OCCUPATION: Teen-boy pinup, trouble starter

BEST PUNCH: Barring Pink from a London nightclub party, Aguilera told the British press her nemesis is a fashion ape. "When has Pink not been copying me? It's always like, 'Gosh, I just wore that last week.'"

WINNER: MTV Europe. B-level awards show held in Scotland turns into a throwdown. Hey, you don't think they manufactured it, do ya?