Q&A John Cusack

By Rebecca Winters

Does your family have opinions on whom they'd like to see you settle down with? My family's basically given up on me. There's deep sadness whenever I walk into the room.

I've heard that you were always the dog in your family plays. Sure. I was the youngest for five years until I got replaced by my little sister, a wound I feel to this day. What's this story about?

It's a Q&A with John Cusack. What do you wish it was about? Maybe you don't wish it was about anything. Maybe you'd rather not be talking to me.

Are you going to run for political office? Yes.

When? Now.

For what? Emperor.

Of what? The universe. Of all that you can imagine. I'm gonna take over God's turf.

Why haven't you blogged recently? I did once.

The whole nature of blogs is that you write frequently. Not me. I blog every 10 years.

What are you eating? Green beans. Are you gonna publish that, like he didn't even have the common courtesy to stop eating?

Will we see you cheering on the Cubs in the World Series this year? It probably will finally happen this year for the Cubs because I'll be in Bulgaria.