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SHOCKING
Quasi-reality-show star LAUREN CONRAD scores three-book deal for quasi fiction
MICHAEL DOUGLAS being considered for Steven Soderbergh's Liberace biopic
DAMIEN HIRST smashes art-auction records. Bidders unsure which wall would look best with a formaldehyde-preserved shark
SARAH SILVERMAN picks up Emmy for the song I'm $&*!^%# Matt Damon
BATMAN comic accidentally released full of profanity. Still got nothing on Silverman
Two thumbs down! New York Post critic wallops ROGER EBERT at filmfest
AMY POEHLER announces she's leaving SNL after the election
PREDICTABLE
TINA FEY dresses up as SARAH PALIN, who once dressed up as Tina Fey
ELLEN DEGENERES to be CoverGirl spokeswoman
J. LO too injured to appear as judge on Project Runway, O.K. to complete first triathlon
Opening of Stockholm ABBA museum delayed; JOHN MCCAIN cancels his vacation plans
SAMUEL L. JACKSON, Hollywood's highest-grossing actor; NICOLE KIDMAN, its most overpaid
KANYE WEST involved in 8 a.m. scuffle with paparazzi at LAX. Not a morning person, that Kanye
OMG! MTV's TRL RIP
The Dark Knight to be rereleased for OSCAR consideration in January. Cue backlash ... now
Guinness Book of World Records lists BRANGELINA as most powerful Hollywood couple. Rankings based on number of children
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE